"Dear Sirs,
I write to point out the amazing similarity betwen American trailertrash
rapper Eminem and St Michael`s own slow-medium bowler Alex Taylor.
If only Alex could bowl as fast as Eminem raps!"
yours truly,
S. Shady
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Alex |

Eminem |
| "Dear Sirs,
No-one in the Galaxy can have failed to notice the unmistakeable
ressemblance between Saints` own Architect of Doom - Second XI bowler
Kim Bellwood and the infamous Lord of Darkness, Darth Vader. No
wonder many Division III batsmen claim to have been undone by dark
forces at the Kingholm!"
L. Skywalker
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Vader |

Bellwood |
"Howdy y`all!
Aa jest had to write`n`say how much ageing Country
Rock Star Kris Kristofferson looks like your most famous ever batsman
and my former lover-boy, Mark Fuller. See ya, chutchy cheeks!"
Dolly Parton
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Fuller |

Kristofferson |
"I write to point out the amazing physical
similarity between my film colleague Goldmember and Saints` former
captain, International man of mystery Derek Heron. The attached
snaps ahow their bowling actions to be completely identical. But
which one has the dodgy ankles??"
Mike Myers
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Dekky |

Goldmember |
Club members may also have noticed the uncanny similarity
between the two JM`s - former England Captain Mike Brearley and
our own Second XI Skipper, Miles Fuller. The likeness ends there,
though. Mike Brearley once wrote a book called "The Art of
Captaincy" which Miles has never read and Brearley never made
124 not out in a one day game.
|

J. M. Brearley |

J. M. Fuller |
Has anyone not yet noticed the remarkable facial
ressemblance between our own Andy Vickers Mark Wharton and
boyhood magician Harry Potter? Not only that, both studied Psychology
at the University of Azkhaban and were subsequently refused alcohol
at Green`s Bar for being underage.
But which one has the "Golden Snitch" ??
|

Vickers
Wharton |

Vickers
Potter |
Has anyone noticed the eerie similarities between
our recently departed Aussie pro Ben O'Brien and his counterpart
from the dark place, recently released convict Ben Dodds?
Not only are they both cricketers called Ben from the same part
of Oz, it appears that both have recently enjoyed a short break
in Paris.
Many thanks to Lisa
Mari Lorntzsen of our Norwegian Fan Club for pointing out this
astounding ressemblance. |

Ben |

Ben |